Off Topic I Have Nothing For Sale!

I often dream my piss tool is that long , funny enough i usually wake up soon after

 

Wakey wakey!

 

Don’t rush, there’s nothing for sale!
Better hurry then….

 

Nothing but Australia Day here!

 

HOLD YOUR HORSES, ITS ONLY
A 3FT ONE

 

Nothing left….

 

neither have im smashedski

 

Is Rog on the sause?

 

took some snuff after one big sneeze, I've been trying to push my brains back in all night

 

Some things just aren’t meant to be.

 

a bit of matey encouragement wouldn't go amiss mate, It's nice to be wanted or so they say

 

Give over, you're living on the coast for a reason. All that stuff falling off the back of a ship, I is innocent guv twasnt me i is a good boy, me mum told me. All the southcoast coppers have heard it all before

 

It’s all good big buddy, matey, pal.
Your wanted, ok!

Now, if you could just put your photo in here, there a $25,000 Reward!

 

there's not enough space to fit my meat and two veg on there