Off Topic i hate the ****ers

[Commachio]

Aye another creepy thread...On the bog this morning and confronted with this.Well it worked like a laxative...Still shaking after the epic battle..Alas there is only one of us alive now. He fought well. Hope his family don't come a looking, or i'm moving out.

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[Tel (they/them)]

What the **** is that bright light on his head?

I'd have burnt my house down to make sure he was dead.

 

[MrRAWhite]

Looks like something from Dr Who with that light on its head!!

 

[Commachio]

What the **** is that bright light on his head?

I'd have burnt my house down to make sure he was dead.

Must be of the flash. Plus i had my phone on zoom. Evil ****er.

 

[crumble bungle]

Lol, not a lover of spiders myself and that looks a big un.
Hope the thought of more of the creepy ****ers didn't keep you awake!

 

[Commachio]

Lol, not a lover of spiders myself and that looks a big un.
Hope the thought of more of the creepy ****ers didn't keep you awake!

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[Billy Death]

Big soft ****e!

 

[Commachio]

Big soft ****e!

No he was well ard, took me ages to kill it..

 

[Billy Death]

No he was well ard, took me ages to kill it..

How do you know it was male?

 

[Commachio]

How do you know it was male?

Wild guess, is there a way to tell? Bit late now anyway, it's splattered..

 

[Billy Death]

Wild guess, is there a way to tell? Bit late now anyway, it's splattered..

Apparently, spiders have a cock on one of their legs.

 

[Commachio]

Apparently, spiders have a cock on one of their legs.

Maybe so, but there nee way i was getting that close to have a look.I had already snapped a broom trying to kill the ****er, before introducing it to a mop.

 

[SAFCDRUM]

Apparently if they catch a sniff of death to one of their own they come flocking in their hundreds. Just saying like

 

[Billy Death]

Maybe so, but there nee way i was getting that close to have a look.I had already snapped a broom trying to kill the ****er, before introducing it to a mop.

Were you still taking a dump while all this was going on or had you finished by then?

 

[Billy Death]

Apparently if they catch a sniff of death to one of their own they come flocking in their hundreds. Just saying like

That's true - wasps do the same.

 

[rooch 3]

Aye in the insect world they help each other out aswell and have f ucking long memories.Take care now mate.

 

[Commachio]

Apparently if they catch a sniff of death to one of their own they come flocking in their hundreds. Just saying like

That's true - wasps do the same.

I hate you two.

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[Commachio]

Aye in the insect world they help each other out aswell and have f ucking long memories.Take care now mate.

you also.

 

[its been fun thanks :)]

I'd count yourself fortunate it didn't just bring online it's 'combat laser defence mechanism' into play ...

 

[its been fun thanks :)]

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