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I Give You The Sash My Father Wore

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Tina_old, Nov 22, 2011.

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  1. Pwopa Nawty

    Pwopa Nawty New Member

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    Nah mate ma brother billy wanted to be an hewicopta! I slapped him round the canister for bein' such a fackin' dry lunch. Covered in claret he was.
     
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    Pwopa Nawty, Nov 22, 2011
  2. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 22, 2011
  3. Pwopa Nawty

    Pwopa Nawty New Member

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    It won't let me fackin' post! A feew like a wight lemon I do! Shat it!!
     
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    Pwopa Nawty, Nov 22, 2011
  4. RebelBhoy

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    Maybe there is only one other person in the band?

    They split over musical differences.
     
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    RebelBhoy, Nov 22, 2011
  5. Tina_old

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    Did you do it on your feet? I do it on my feet.
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 22, 2011
  6. Tina_old

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    Like Liam & Noel? <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 22, 2011
  7. Pwopa Nawty

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    Only in public, cos that's Nawty.

    And at 'Wall matches and chuck it into the away end, the fackin' mugs.
     
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    Pwopa Nawty, Nov 22, 2011
  8. Tina_old

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    Would you like to go for a curry?
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 22, 2011
  9. Pwopa Nawty

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    Like I said in my other post that didn't get posted (Nawty!) my brother billy wanted to be a fackin' helicopter. I smashed his fackin' canister in for bein' such a fackin' dry lunch, the cant! Covered in claret 'e was. Nawty.
     
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    Pwopa Nawty, Nov 22, 2011
  10. Pwopa Nawty

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    Nah luv, I'm in the fackin' EDL ain't I?

    I'd rather have some pwopa british food, like a fackin' kebab.
     
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    Pwopa Nawty, Nov 22, 2011

  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 22, 2011
  12. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    inconsistency <ok> try to be consistent it stops you looking a right fackin caaant
     
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  13. Pwopa Nawty

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    I only miss prounce some L's cos am fackin' nawty.
     
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    Pwopa Nawty, Nov 22, 2011
  14. Hash.

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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  15. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh>
     
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    Tina_old, Nov 22, 2011
  16. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Maybe Dylan is too busy to answer his phone ?

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    Once upon a time you dressed so fine
    threw the huns a dime in your prime, didnt you
    Panorama called say beware bear youre bound to fall
    you thought they were timpostering you
    You used to laugh about
    HMCR that was hanging out
    Now you dont talk so loud
    Now you dont seem so proud
    about having to be scrounging your next loan deal..
     
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    rogueleader, Nov 23, 2011
  17. Hugh Briss

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    Yeah, and i'd like to be her pilot.

    <sickasfuck>
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 23, 2011
  18. Erik

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    By your standards, Joker, that was mildly amusing.

    Have a penny. <ok>

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    Erik, Nov 23, 2011
  19. Hugh Briss

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    High praise indeed coming from such an esteemed comic genius as yourself.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Nov 23, 2011
  20. Erik

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    Thank you, though personally I don't think I'm a genius per se. <ok>

    I am a very good judge of and have a keen eye for a person's comedic value, however. :)
     
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