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Nah mate ma brother billy wanted to be an hewicopta! I slapped him round the canister for bein' such a fackin' dry lunch. Covered in claret he was.
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It's the schools, I tells ya.
It won't let me fackin' post! A feew like a wight lemon I do! Shat it!!
Maybe there is only one other person in the band?
They split over musical differences.

Did you do it on your feet? I do it on my feet.
Only in public, cos that's Nawty.
And at 'Wall matches and chuck it into the away end, the fackin' mugs.
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Would you like to go for a curry?
Nah luv, I'm in the fackin' EDL ain't I?
I'd rather have some pwopa british food, like a fackin' kebab.


Nah luv, I'm in the fackin' EDL ain't I?
I'd rather have some pwopa british food, like a fackin' kebab.
try to be consistent it stops you looking a right fackin caaantinconsistencytry to be consistent it stops you looking a right fackin caaant

By your standards, Joker, that was mildly amusing.
Have a penny.
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High praise indeed coming from such an esteemed comic genius as yourself.
