I feel rather down in the dumps today

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You may know me as the charismatic clever witty and popular poster on this site Duncan.
    My friends colleagues and family all think I'm great too , not just handsome with a gorgeous wife but also a talented footballer and life and soul of the party.

    This being said even a rock of a man life myself has his off days , I haven't shaved in days went to bed without brushing my teeth and stayed up late snorting coke drinking and smoking top grade marijuana.

    As a result I feel a little out of sorts today and a little bit sad .:frown:

    Maybe some warm words of advice and praise will cheer me up .

    Thanks in advance

    Dr Duncan D Donuts phd
     
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    Oh right so there's a reason that you're a complete ****. <whistle>
     
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    You are a vile disgusting piece of **** , if you have nothing positive to post crawl back under the slime covered rock from which you came.


    **** it just lock the thread now @brb
     
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    You can talk to me anytime <ok>
     
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    That's enough tip him over the edge.
     
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    Go and top yourself you dirty, smelly SJW junkie...<cheers>
     
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    Celtic lost, so you can cheer yourself up by going back to GC. <ok>
     
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    It comes naturally, mate. He doesn’t even have to try.
     
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    https://exitinternational.net/
     
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    Snort some more coke?
     
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    I can't even call the NHS support number anymore as they won't come out without a police armed response unit on account of me being so hard as ****ing nails.<somersault>
     
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    ok :)

    You can be quite rude at times you know .

    FYI . I have feelings !
     
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    Have you tried evening primrose oil?
     
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    Do you give it to cancer patients in a vape ?
     
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    In all seriousness , can this thread please be locked ?

    It is to deliberately take the pi$$ out of someone with self admitted problems .

    This is way beyond banter . FAO - BRB .
     
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    The other thread was locked because of complaints and because the OP started a thread about another poster's mental health problems.
    I haven't felt the need to report any of your vile abuse .

    You linked to a suicide website, very classy now you think the thread is in poor taste ?


    If you don't want to help **** off to another thread .<ok>
     
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    What thread . I am honestly not aware of it .
     
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    Me neither.
     
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