Ever since I met my wife , I sleep like a baby ....I sleep for an hour , get up and cry for an hour , sleep for an hour .......
I'd rather pay the money for some exotic Asian chick, saves me earholes getting a bashing, and having to sniff a rancid hairy blurt.
Off course i'm lying. I'm one of the few daft enough to post pics of themself on here. loads of times
I used one in a nightclub in bangkok years ago. I was all togged up and standing at the bar drinking a vodka Martini when this cracking bint sidled up and said 'ooh get you, who do you think you are; James Bond'? I said nah love I'm Uni Bond I'm here to fill your crack!
... just out of interest (and ignoring the charges, fines and custodial stays) what would you say your % success rate is, with that approach?
... the "blurt sniffing" isn't compulsory... unless it's now replaced the air kiss on each cheek in the North East as a greeting?
I will confess to having used "Have you got any Irish in you?" during my younger days ... guarantees you the punchline... "No" ... "Would you like some?" or "Yes" "Well... would you like a little bit more?"
Does @Commachio frequent it with his nuvo sophisticated "Aahreet pet, can wa sniff ya blurt, like?" approach?
I’m sorry for not being on here recently. I found out last week that a friend of my mine that I knew for 20 years died, I admit, I was depressed for a couple of days, Epsecially, Given the fact that it’s almost Christmas as well, Apart from that, I’ve been busy with work, I break up on Friday.its also my birthday next Thursday, Crystal Palace play Arsenal on that day, It’s on sky bh the way.