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  1. Lovearsenalcock

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    Yeah...there's one laying next to me now
     
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  2. Lovearsenalcock

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    Like a G <ok>
     
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  3. thefanwithnoname

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    I feel like I missed out

    Never even visited a massage parlour
     
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  4. brb

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    Shouldn't you lads be tucked up in bed by now <whistle>
     
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  5. Lovearsenalcock

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    Not talking about prozzies but proper Escorts...they are very pretty...proper tight looking Eastern European girls...invite you to their house....go for the girlfriend experience, they might even iron your clothes. I know two mates who are Escorts....yum...they will do a threesome for £120 quid.

    I'm just kidding...my mate told me all that


    <whistle>
     
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  6. Commachio

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    With a hooker?
     
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  7. brb

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    Nah, don't do hookers. Never paid for sex in my life.
     
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  8. Lovearsenalcock

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  9. brb

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    What's up whitey boy is it cause i'm black?
     
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    No I just thought it was a funny gif...check you out pulling out the race card again
     
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    No that was not funny, the one Comm did last night was funny ^^^ must try harder.
     
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  12. Lovearsenalcock

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    Funny according to me and that's what counts :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  13. brb

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    ok for a five year old mentality not bad <ok> I'll laugh just to appease your tiny little brain.
     
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  14. Commachio

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    Would you?
     
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    I payed for sex , I've been paying for it for 32 years since.
     
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  17. brb

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    No but then i've never needed to, surely if you have to pay for it, it demonstrates a lack in your own confidence, charm or good looks, maybe all three <laugh>
     
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  18. brb

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    Separate accounts sorts that one out <ok> unless it's paying in sufferance.
     
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    I'm an ugly, uncharming, low in confidence ****.
     
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    Even guys that ain't ugly struggle to pull, you hear their patter and you can count the seconds on one hand before the bird exits the door <laugh>
     
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