I dont know how they do it

I haven't ranted i've responded to your rubbish and you've proved my point! Thanks for that Tina.

 

No problem. Happy to show you up for the bin dipping ****** that you are. Thanking me is completely unnecessary though

What are you waiting for, skiddy hoop?

 

Yes you've really showed me up your response to my original post shows what an idiot you are, you done exactly what i expected you to do.

 

tbh this doesnt sound like the tina i used to know.
she probably cant remember but she popped my cherry on this site, as in first response and all that

used to be nice

 

Who the **** are you calling a hoop?

 

Here, have a Blue Peter badge. If it makes you feel better xx

 

I think you're getting me mixed up with Tina2011. I was NEVER nice. It's not my bag. I don't feel I have to be nice to faceless non-entities on the internet for acceptance. I genuinely don't give a ****e about anyone or anything on here.

PM me xx

 

Eh? What the **** for? <suspicious>

 

I've got something for you.

A Pampers voucher.

 

**** sake. That was 4 years ago and every **** still rattles on about it.

 

you love it, bitch.

 

Nah, tried it once. It was alright. Warm squishy, not at all unpleasant. I've moved on.

 

What about watersports? Ever participated?

 

Yeah, tried water skiiing on holiday. Here's a tip, don't let your arse skelp the water when you're up to full speed. You'll be ****ting salt water for a week.

Went scuba diving a few times, too.

How about you?

 

Oh...no, but it sounds nice.

 

But pishing on yer burd when she's in the bath is helluva lot of fun.

 

Just in the bath? Are you one of these clean freaks?

 

Yes, just in the bath. I wait until she's havin a nice soak wi the scented candles an that and I sneak in and pish in her bath water. One of these days I'll let her know I do it.

 

Amateur

 

You really are an odious character Tina