Sadly not Bell it's an acronym for double post but is that what you get in Basingstoke double penetration?
Go easy on him, Bruv. We know that Skiddy isn’t the brightest bulb in the string of fairy lights on the Christmas tree, but let him rage at me. I deserve it, after all, Bruv. At least until Spurs win or Arsenal lose.
Oh, I had you on IGNORE, Skids. That much is true. I’ve unblocked you so that I am forced to endure your banal ****e until Spurs win or Arsenal lose.
Nah! You've slipped up way to many times to successfully palm that one off mate. You are not compelled to do anything other than display your natural ability to make an absolute helmet of yourself. You just have to remember that aspiring to be a compulsive liar takes memory and some ingenuity, sadly you lack both hence the name 'Bell'.
You’re the only one who calls me that, whereas everyone now calls you Skiddy, even your own. It’s hilarious! Also, even you must see the irony in you calling me “bell?”
No, everyone calls you a bell-end I just shortened it but everyone knows who I'm talking about. You're not even original as I've been called skiddy for 35 years or more and probably plagiarised it off the net as you do most things.
If HIAG manages to wriggle out of this one with any sort of rep intact then he deserves to be crowned king of this board.
