Yeah, happy days! That one always brightens my day when I think back. He was like a rabbit caught in the headlights, it was at that point everybody sussed him out as an uninventive liar.
Lay off the Blue Nun Nige. This won't last the day, once he realises what he's done whilst half cut and thinking of Piskies cock
Why the big song and dance from Hiag?, has the legendary St Totteringham's Day happened in November this year?
Seriously Quentin ... it's football ... and that is all ... you watch it through all the triumphs and disasters ... for the vast majority of football fans the latter tends to take unwanted precedence. If my team hadn't won the league I'd still be supporting them now ... just as I've always done ... so get a fookin' grip boy.
It says it all that this sort of thread a year ago would have around ten pages by now. He's become like the pet that needs putting down, except less loved.
I wasn’t drunk, Tobias. I wish I had been. You need to concentrate on the fact that Big Sam is thinking about telling your club to **** off. Leave me to my dignity.
Is this thread more cringeworthy and self-indulgent than your "I'm off" thread? Anyway, it has served its purpose, I suppose, deflecting from your defeat in your Cup final last night.
If you manage to recover your dignity after this, it will be the grestest comeback since Bob Champion won the Grand National on Aldaniti
