Impulse bought a Nintendo Switch over the weekend, actually pretty good so far. Feels pretty nostalgic with Mario Kart/Zelda/Pokemon
Any good games for 3 year olds on there mate? Serious question. Anything that will keep the firstborn quiet for an hour a day I’d pay an unlimited amount of money for.
Got 3 here, my boy used to love these, he be all gaga dada snorin in no time, try em let me tell ya a story or two About a punk-ass nigga I knew Named Jack, he wasn't that nimble, wasn't that quick Jumped over the candlestick and burnt his dick Ran up the street cause he was piping hot Met a bitch named Jill on the bus stop Dropped a line or two, and he had the hoe And for that type of **** he's a pro Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall With a joint, drinkin' some 8-ball Three little pigs in a Coup de Ville Lookin' for, the wolf to kill They're ****ed up and they want revenge Them and Humpty used to be friends Now they're enemies cause he's a traitor Pulled out the Uzi cruised by and sprayed him Cinderella hoeing for the fellas And Mister Rogers is gettin' mighty jealous Of the cash that the pigs were makin' Time for the pigs to get turned to bacon Cause Mister Rogers found out quick That Humpty Dumpty was blown to bits They said that the motherfuckin' wolf was next So Mister Rogers better watch his step So he let the wolf know We're gonna **** up the pigs, and take their ho Cause Cinderella is much too fast Before twelve, givin' up ass Double barrels all loaded and cocked As soon as they show, they gonna get popped
No idea, they all seem pretty kid friendly. Basically just the mario games from N64 or SNES back in the day, but 3 might be too young.
When you pay for online membership (think it’s about 15 quid a year) you get loads of retro nes/SNES games like mario. My 3 year old likes playing mario kart. No idea what she’s doing, but likes the colours n ****.
