i cant believe our goalkeepers

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  1. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    hystorically we have always had such brilliant goalkeepers reg allen ron springett dave seaman alex smithies etc etc etc NEIL WARNOCKS FIRST JOB ALWAYS IS TO PUT A GOOD KEEPER BETWEEN THE POSTS

    BUT NOW MY EYES CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT IM SEEING JOANNA LUMLEY WHAT A COMPLETE JOKE HE SPENDS HIS WHOLE TIME VERY CAREFULLY PASSING TO THE OPONENTS RESULTING IN MANY LOST POINTS THEN WE HAVE THE NEW GOALIE FROM BONNY JOCKLAND HE WATCHES LONG RANGE SHOTS FLYING INTO THE TOP CORNER OF THE NET THEN HE SHAKES HIS HEAD DO YOU GUYS AGREE HAVE WE GOT THE WORST KEEPERS EVER IN THE HISTORY OF QPR
     
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    ELLERS Well-Known Member

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    Agree Ted we have a good history of keepers but at present we suck.
     
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    It’s a good job we have such a slick back line working their socks off to protect them, otherwise we’d probably let in about the same amount of goals as we do currently
     
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    Woodyhoopleson Well-Known Member

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    Actually, part of the punishment for our financial misdemeanours was that the goal we defend must be increased in width by 20cm and height by 14cm. Depth remains the same. Not a lot of people know that.
     
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    No.....If i can remember Alan Spratley then im sure you can TED....
     
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    On the plus side, Dieng is apparently looking excellent at Doncaster and was the reason they got the point at Sunderland last Friday. It was the featured game on talkSPORT 2, I was listening while driving to get score updates on the FA Cup.

    commentators kept on about how calm he looked - confident, commanded his area and made several important stops AND distributed the ball well. Maybe a recall is on the cards (I doubt it)
     
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    Guaranteed if we recall him he'll turn to shyte overnight...
     
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    Kelly is a lot better than Lumley, in my opinion. He's not a top quality keeper but it's not often he has a game with a royal cock up.

    However, Lumley can't seem to go a game without a royal cock up. He seems to like royal cock ups.
     
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  9. qprted

    qprted Poet Laureate

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    its all so upsetting and the confidence level of the rest of the team will suffer and ultimately we will never get out of this horrible division
     
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    Ted we've also had some ****ing terrible keepers too.
     
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