It's true. You do have many problems. Of course, you've forgotten already that it was you who started the insults. Good morrow Sir.
Referring to me as having self pity is an insult you vegetable I was clearly having a laugh based on my previous behaviours on these boards. Leave me alone unless you want to fight to the death somewhere I'm not playing your charade.
As an Xmas present to the board I think there should be duel. Not to the death though, I think stop just short of that. Otherwise its barbaric. We can either get a ring and sell tickets, or you can just do it somewhere in public (schoolyard style) and I'll send someone (Jak he's no use for anything else) to record it. Maybe we could ask the producers of the Sunderland Mockumentary? My money is on the Captain. I don't think Joker can handle a clenbuterol fueled El Capitano.
I would love to get involved with something like this, although logistically it's a bit awkward. Live in Devon and commuting great distances irritates me
If Joker is from Devon he is probably called Keith and will be like a wet flannel. I'm going for Captain in the first round. This is on yeah?