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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Captainchaos., Dec 12, 2018.

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  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Well today I quit my job, so I might come across A little more negative than my usual positive self.

    So I want to apologise in advance for the oncoming mental breakdown I'm about to have .
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Stay positive bro.

    ‘Him’ will help you too.
     
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I'm going to get busy training have few irons in the fire

    It allows me try the clenbuterol I've had in my sock draw since March.
     
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  4. Geordie lass in the Fen

    Geordie lass in the Fen Well-Known Member

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    Don’t forget to breathe Captain x
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Poor Hammers fans there
    When are you going to throw some makems on your bonfire
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Dec 12, 2018
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  6. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    Can I have your old overalls Captain, if you don't need them anymore that is?
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Dec 12, 2018
  7. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I have some plumbing overalls I used at Newcastle college

    In good Nick

    I never went
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 12, 2018
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  8. JakartaToon

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    It was your decision - look on the positive side. The world is now officially your oyster.
    If you can train yourself as a palynologist in the next 3 weeks I have a wellsite stint coming up in January I havent filled yet.

    You will need to get those drugs out of your system sharpish though so suggest you use the clenbuterol tonight.
     
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    JakartaToon, Dec 12, 2018
  9. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Is palynologist even a word never mind a job?
     
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    Delusional Full Stop, Dec 13, 2018
  10. JakartaToon

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    pal·y·nol·o·gy
    /ˌpaləˈnäləjē/
    noun
    1. the study of pollen grains and other spores, especially as found in archaeological or geological deposits.
    Areosphaeridium suggestium 3.JPG Cannosphaeropsis peridictya.JPG
     
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  11. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I've got hayfever mate.
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 13, 2018
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  12. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    They have been dead for about 100Million Years - you will be fine.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Have you resigned so you can run the mafia game properly? <whistle>
     
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  14. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I've resigned because of a spiritual masterclass that everyday lemmings will never understand .
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 13, 2018
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  15. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Care to give it a go? <whistle>
     
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  17. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    There is nothing uglier than self-pity.
     
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    Hugh Briss, Dec 17, 2018
  18. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Oh **** off man ants dick, I'm clearly having a laugh with the situation.
     
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    Captainchaos., Dec 17, 2018
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  19. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    T.
     
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  20. Hugh Briss

    Hugh Briss Well-Known Member

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    Profanity to strangers is also pretty low but fully expected ;)
     
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