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Off Topic I can’t wait for Christmas

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Matth_2014, Dec 18, 2017.

  1. The Ginger Marks

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    Thanks mate, beers n whisky plus something else. <double>
    Good nite..
     
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  2. Tel (they/them)

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    What you got planned Matth?
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

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    Happy Birthday you utter ****. <cheers>
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Yeah, happy birthday you bellend
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

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    Thanks you feii


    Oh booloks
     
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  6. Skylarker

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    Happy Birthday **** Chops :emoticon-0172-mooni
     
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  7. PINKIE

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    Used to love Christmas as a kid (obviously) as it was the only time of year you could get something that you really wanted. And looking back, thinking about the memories of my Grandad dressing up as Father Christmas, watching my Nan and Grandad dance together to Nat King Cole and seeing my old man and my uncle getting pissed and trying to play twister with us kids .. .special memories.

    Sort of became indifferent to it in my 20's and 30's, but since my daughter was born, the magic has returned and it's lovely making the effort to bring the excitement of it all back. Advent calendars, writing letters to Santa, watching christmas movies etc. We watched 'Elf' last night and she was like 'Dad, some people don't believe in Father Christmas !!!' Bless her.
     
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  8. And, lo! Unto us a King is born, a boy child, who shall hereafter be known as Santa Claus. Praise Him and love Him, for as long as ye shall believe in Him, and he shall bring ye gifts (so long as ye shall not cleave thy mother and thy father). For He is thy true Father, the Father of Fathers. Praise be to Him! Yo ho fcuking ho!
     
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  9. PINKIE

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    Carling must be on for £1.99 a pint at the Travelodge tonight ...
     
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  10. Tel (they/them)

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    £5.79 for a steak and a pint.
     
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  11. I love Christmas because my kids love it. Otherwise, I really wouldn’t be that fussed.

    I hate all the hypocrisy that gets vented at the stroke of Midnight on New Year’s Eve. Loads of drunken ****ers telling one another how much they love Mankind before staggering back to their ****holes, stopping only to take a piss on some poor bastard’s car.
     
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  12. Chief

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    What's this got to do with Christmas?
     
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  13. What do you reckon?
     
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  14. Chief

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    New Year's Eve isn't Christmas.
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    HIAG is just being a twat because he's angry and alone in his Travelodge room and they've just sold out of Surf n Turf in the bar downstairs.
     
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  16. Yeah. I know, Chef.
     
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  17. Chief

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    I'm not a Chef.
     
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  18. Really?

    Why do you call yourself one?
     
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  19. Chief

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    I don't.
     
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