I Boycott Tesco For Calling Me Darling

Am too ****in smart to get caught out like that.

 

Trev beelin' that the gypsies make more in a day than he does in a week taking pasties out the Greggs ovens.

 

They probably make more than venom in a day

 

Plato Quiñones: A naive Brazilian who believes in superstitions like vampires. He does not wear footwear and plays soccer barefoot (which is not allowed in professional competitions in real life). In the episode "Go Ape!", Plato smuggles a monkey he named Topper into stadium and he becomes Plato's pet and one of the team's mascots.

Kev

 

Does that mean they drive Alpha Romanys?

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Gambol changing his route and supermarket haunts every night so he disnae get a reputation for being an alkie

"Do ye think that guy's an alkie?"
"Who? The guy wi' nine fingers and a face like Alex Ferguson's nose?"

 

Helmut Beethoven and Jorg Beethoven:German twins who despite being confident in their abilities as the team's strikers, often feud with each other. Helmut is slimmer, taller and insists on being the driver of the team bus. Jorg is shorter, more muscular and wears a distinctive headband.

(Provans)

 

Napper Thompson: An Englishman who enjoys poetry and sci-fi stories. Tends to get into more strange situations than the others. In "Traitor", Garkos has a transmitter unknowingly put in his filling so he can steal secrets from the Hurricanes. In "Lord Napper of Stepney". Napper inherited his Uncle's fortune on the condition he never plays soccer ever again. In "The Great Defensive Wall of China", a cult believes Napper is "the one". Is usually seen hanging out with Cal.

Monny

 

Dino Allegro: The Italian goalie of the team. Dino kept a picture of his brother in his bag to look at before every match. Garkos discovered this and had Rebo take it crushing his confidence. It took a visit from his brother to get his head back in the game. He is also afraid of space and flying in a space shuttle

Fabio

 

Oliver Marley, also known as Rude, is a player from Jamaica. He was a high school drop-out, until "Marley in Chains" where he gets his high school certificate after encouragement from Napper who also didn't finish school.

Tobes

 

Papillon: The team's talented, French striker with a one word name similar to Pelé. He has an eye for the ladies and has an overall suave personality. He also likes driving fast cars and racing.

Trev imho

 

Toro Contrais: A bulky player from Spain who is slightly overconfident on the field. When Jock temporarily suspends him, Toro becomes a pro-wrestler named "The Masked Matador

Pud

 

Stavros Garkos is the villain who owns the Garkos Gorgons, a football team of thugs who often use dirty tricks not only to defeat the Hurricanes, but also help Stavros Garkos in other dirty schemes.

Liewell & Celtic FC

 

Aye, and Pele was a poof too, so spot on, Trevaldo

 

Jock Stone the Scottish manager

 

I bet he knew.

 

I ruddy well adore you, Scan.