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"I apologise that my owner doesn't allow me to show my appreciation with money"

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Jul 30, 2019.

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  1. Quesadaad

    Quesadaad Well-Known Member

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  2. Edelman

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    Disgusting filth !:emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  3. I found this listed on a very strange sex site...


    "Hi, boys! I own my own caravan and bicycle. I love surfing and the feel of the sand in my butt cleft.

    I'm looking for a tiger in the bedroom, with the heart of a lion, and the knob of a donkey.

    In return, I will be your pixie and your little ****-elf."

    [Telephone number withheld]


    Green Gay.jpg


    Anyone know who this could be?
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    Enjoy building IKEA flat packs for the rest of your life in the hope of a blowjob mate


    please log in to view this image
     
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    I use Baddo for my morning ****.

    Ten minutes of groundwork, then i have them wanting to video call.

    It's a good way to wake up while i'm having my morning coffee.. Mind it helps i can speak Thai
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Fair play Quents ... made me giggle <laugh> ... might I enquire why you were visiting that 'very strange sex site' ??
     
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  7. Er... research.

    Honest.
     
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  8. Mistress Orchid

    Mistress Orchid Playing with my Saxton

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    Why you make fun of fat man?
     
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  9. Willhoops

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    Not heard much from the fat man, have you got him restrained?
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    For me it's usually the disjointed and uncoordinated wobbling ...
     
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