I think you will find that I am "the" poster ..TheOriginalDaiswan, the one, the only, the deluded and the misguided. Kneel before my all powerful abilities to patronise and ridicule you pathetic excuses of life. I RULE http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic&desktop_uri=/watch?v=pVY1-v97Mic
I'll go all ghetto on his ass! The electric shock therapy has some interesting side effects you muvver !
Well I thought Bony looked overweight last night and certainly wasn't good enough for the Europa League. I am going to have a word with the management of Rossis to stop serving him rissoles - I know Huw is unimpressed
This is a little poem I have written. A notDaiswan original. A masterpiece. I call it "Brendan", I've been alone with you Inside my mind And in my dreams I've kissed your lips A thousand times I sometimes see you Pass outside my door Brendan! Is it me you're looking for? I can see it in your eyes I can see it in your smile You're all I've ever wanted And my arms are open wide 'cause you know just what to say And you know just what to do And I want to tell you so much I love you
Its ridiculous, we've paid £12 million for him and I am not sure if the Club can afford the weekly supply of rissoles. If he asks for hot dogs as well I think we should sell him to Kairdiff. He can have Claaaaaaaaaaaaaaarks pies up there.