I Am Back Its Been So Long!!

Tell them it only just happened.

 

My story is funny - I gave a false name and address (a friend's name), and the policewoman said the fine would be issued in due course and that I should sober up and go home blah blah blah. Anyway, I headed to another bar and carried on drinking, and - coincidence no.1 - bumped into the friend whose name i gave. Anyway, i told him the story, but obviously told him it was a different name that i gave. A couple of pints later we left the bar and then - coincidence no. 2 - we bumped into the policewoman from before. The stupid cow only then goes and addresses me by my mates name, who is now standing right next to me, doing the math(s). He was well pissed off with me, bless him.

 

Why would you give a mates name rather than someone else's?

 

Welcome back SFA!

 

I was really drunk, and it was the only name/address combo that sprang to mind. You can't afford to hesitate in that type of situation.

 

Alex announces himself back with an "I got done for pissing in public" big lads story and refers to our owner as "fatty" in his opening post.

Sounds like you really are a top lad and a real gent.

 

Well said, Its probably best you go away again.

 

This is true. It's a bit of a long running joke with me and a few mates. We've all given the name and adress of a certain other friend of ours... He's had so many knocks on doors for public mituration.