Am no fallin for that again. Trick me once, shame on you. Trick me twice, shame on me. Trick me the amount of times you've tricked me, shame av no killed ye yet.
That's the best offer I've had since the wee fat guy gave me the "Shortlist" for free. It's a YES from me. I'll bring Yankee candles, init.
I can't believe you've mentioned them. ****ing Yankee Candles. Seriously, you can **** off and die as far as I'm concerned. <ignore>
Please don't. You were all I had in my life. I'll do whatever you want. Please don't ignore me smelly.
Oh right. I guess it's one of them smelly candles that dumb-asses buy. Fuddy got a £28 candle as a present from a friend of hers. Nearly 30 bucks fur a ****in candle? That's nearly worth two whole bottles of cheap plonk.
they're ****ing horrible things. ****ING HORRIBLE. all my sisters looooooove them, I ****ing hate them. I had no idea how expensive they were until my big sis had a herry fit when I told her I handed the few she had got me into a charity shop as they were ****ing horrible looking things and made me sneeze when I opened the lid. Went down like a ****ing lead balloon. Bish fell out with me for a fortnight.
Yankee candles currently cost £1.50 per pop in Clintons. They have a weird selection of scents, including - Yellow Pages Ammonia/Spunk St Mirren supporters Earwigs on a camping hob Cul de sacs in Walton-on-the-Naze ****ed up, eh?
I am outspoken on my derision of almost everything the missus watches on tv (Geordie Shore, Wives of some american county, Made in Essex/Chelsea or whatever the ****, X-Factor). I hate talking about other people and she loves it (I don't know how many children my cousin currently has and who the fathers are, and I really don't care). I am really not interested in birthdays and weddings etc, I'll figure it out on the day - never fails - she wants to be organised six months before hand for everything I organise all the new social occasions, meeting new people, trying new restaurants - if it isn't a birthday bash that has been organised six months in advance she likes to stay in the house and watch Geordie Shore. Other than that we are deeply in love
What the **** is Geordie Shore ? I've never heard of it but I've got a mental image of people with funny accents standing on the banks of a smelly river talking about what they've just stolen. Am I close?
Can imagine you getting home smelling of pear cider and smirnoff ices would piss her off. She must have thought she was going out with a 16 year old lesbian
