Off Topic I’m annoyed

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I am sure he jacks off to his Carrick poster regularly.
It's never too late to get someone laid.

 

Sucky has been a knobhead to Matth ever since Matth burned him

I agree...lets see if @Matth_2014 is interested in our advice and I reckon we can turn his fortunes around.

 

Will it involve empty beer bottles?

 

If after 27 years his urges aren't enough to get him off his arse, and obtain some gash then nothing will.
Sex offender in the making

 

You suck his arse

I spank it

We all have roles to play

 

I just let the man be...you are after revenge

 

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eventually

 

piss off

I'm meths biggest mate on here, he just don't know it.

I made a get meth a shag thread yesterday

He makes one today

My tactics will get him a shag before your softy softy approach

 

@Matth_2014 just get yourself a call girl if you can't get any lol

 

Your tactics might also get him put in prison and put on a sex offenders register though

 

Maybe. But at least he would've dipped his wick finally.

His dicks been in prison for life anyway

 

Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for the day (you)

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime (me)

 

... provided the lake has fish in it

 

Mate your jumping way too far ahead for meth, he hasn't even had a fishy finger yet ffs.

You're no help to the lad tbh

 

Metth

he is my advice
use Tinder or Grindr is a win win for you