Cos she’s trying to be funny, hopefully she’ll just get knocked into by somebody and disintegrate like a little lump of fag ash.
You think she’s trying to be funny? Why did she get all pissy over the two lads laughing at her. I just think she is a mental lesbian. Am hoping she gets voted for all the tasks so she breaks and ****s off.
I knew as soon as I saw her that she’d try too hard to be liked and come across as a boring annoying slag.
Had a row with my Mrs and launched my lasagna in the sink and left the house. I’m still hungry though so I’m weighing up a Subway in the car. No I’m a Celeb for me tonight, might just bang a few pints in me and sleep in the car.
Had a row with mine the other week. I sent her to bed ended up sat drinking on my own posting on here like a right sad old ****.
Yeah I’d have just flipped the house inside out if I stayed there. My ****ing div Mrs winds me up to the point where I’d happily wreck the entire house just to shut her up so I just walk out to calm down. I go home when she apologises but she’s got her hairdresser over now so it’ll be ages before that happens Best go to the pub just to be safe.
I’d love to bury my face in Kate Garraway’s saggy sweaty flapping tits. Like a pair of wet Spaniel’s ears clapping against my cheeks.