Sorry it has taken a few minutes to reply to your elegant post, because it does deserve some consideration, so after consulting with my OED, Roget's Thesaurus AND my Reader's Digest Book of Witty Ripostesn I think that the following might be apposite:
Why don't ye just **** off ye spawny eyed, child molesting, mother****ing, spider shagging, Sunderland supporting AIDS carrying, scumbag son-of-a-lice infected whore ye.
That is all.
Love and kisses
NickyB
And I hope ye stuff the gooners


Nicky as I much as I dislike the Arsenal and Wenger I have to say I hate Sunderland and their scummy fans with a passion some come on ya gooners!
Sorry bout that Saddo.
Just hoping that we draw Scumderland in the next round at the Brit would love to rub there noses in it when we knock them out in the quarters!
Handball at the end there, was it?
Not like Cattermole handballs it . Twice he punches it!!
Please you stuffed Arsenil But go on your own board!
It always makes me smile when opposition fans start petty little spamming campaigns. It shows Stoke have rattled them.

Dear me! Don't be so precious - this is an Internet Forum, not a private club.
KEEP on posting crap and I'll F****** BAN YOU! simples... NOW enjoy your'e win over Arsenal and F*** OFF!