There are tornadoes flying out of my arse tonight, too much veg. Cabbage farts.The bottom of my ball bag & my tallywhacker are taking the full force as I lean back in the chair & aggressively parp them out through the leg of my shorts. I'll check for fresh freckle damage before I retire to bed. Dirty boy.
[video=youtube;8gym81fY460]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gym81fY460[/video] Just incase you need someone to aspire to.
I agree Kemps, Mrs, dog & daughter appear to be in complete disagreement. It only encourages me, I'm only 47 FFS.
I was down stoneferry today and wouldnt say the wind was that strong there, the rain was f**king mental but thats about it
I recall hearing that, taking into account the vast difference in sizes of the two countries, the UK is more prone to tornados than the USA.