I was in another Chinese restaurant and I said to the owner "this Chicken is rubbery", he said "fang you velly much"
I think the Hunting Ban was harsh. It was basically City folk telling country people what to do. These same people would be sat in a restaurant eating a steak later on that night.
Drinks trolley operator on train says to Chinese man ' You for coffee?' Chinese man replies ' No you f**k offee; I have first class ticket'
There's a wee old Chinese man in Belfast called Wee Woo - every Monday morning Woo would wave at big Stevie the binman, as he collected his bin. One Monday big Stevie drives up to Woo's house and notices his bin is not out - Stevie is a bit concerned as Woo is getting on a bit, so he goes and raps Woo's door. After a couple of raps Stevie hears someone shuffling down the stairs, then Woo answers the door; "ah Stevie-son, I was just up the stairs about to have a shower" said Woo. "No problem" said Stevie, "I'm just looking for your wheelie bin?". "ah, I've just been up stairs making my bed" says Woo - "Yes!" says Stevie "But where's your wheelie bin!!?" ... "ok, ok" says Woo "I wheelie bin ****ing".
