did you know you're the subject of 'mafia's greatest hits' documentary on Yesterday channel as we speak?
that domestic situation isn't exactly what i'd have expected based on the profile of you in this documentary. i praise the lord for mrs fattiger's narcolepsy.
Times have changed. That's all I can say in my defence. Even my offer to have a word with the quizmaster who mugged Chazmondo off was declined. I've lost my mojo.
But if it was the London based media mafia calling you an Airesider I bet you would. You may or may not get that.
I have it on good authority that we will soon be renamed Humberside United to capture the East Riding residents who do not align themselves with the Hull City name - at the same time, radio Humberside, the Hull Daily mail and the Yorkshire Post are going to merge and be called the Humbershire Daily Post and Radio - I for one can't wait to buy the hat scarf and shirt of our new club - remember you heard it here first....
"There was a young lady from 'Umberside, On a whim, went to Leeds for a joyride, Asked there "Are you willing, To sell for one shilling, your ring ?", said the piggy "With pride".
What a load of old tosh fuzzy wuzzies. The game has a 12.30pm ko so why a lit up area ? It will still be daylight when the game ends ffs.
I wish it was on youtube but it isnt. Have you seen the movie Land of the Dead? You will just have to read it instead of watching the scene. Pillsbury: [Motown is hot-wiring a car] Yellow to red! Motown: What the **** does a Samoan know about hot-wiring a ****ing car? Pillsbury: 50,000 cars stolen in Samoa every year. Motown: Well, a million in Detroit. Pillsbury: Detroit has 50 million cars. Samoa, 50,000. Every one stolen.
