Didn't know you had been away to be honest.
I just assumed you'd died. Think someone mentioned it about a week ago. Kinda disappointed you're still alive to be perfectly honest.

Thanks buddy!
Been on ma hole-idays.![]()
ps I'm sure resident arse kisser, @monacoger , will be along any minute now to welcome you back and tell you how much he really enjoys being your friend.
**** gives me the boak.
What have I missed?
I expect loadsa gossip and for you ****s to get me up to speed with current memes![]()
Just don't mention the match fixing.
Where is the "Who the **** are you" option?