No no no no. This report can't be right. It doesn't once mention lazy car driving ****ers and their desire to park within sight of their home - they're the real problem. Where does it mention that?
That'll be the experts responsible for not updating or maintaining the drains & sewers diverting attention away from the real problem. You're all talk & no action. Your drive was planned for in the 30s, things have moved on & you're a selfish **** for not ripping it up & planting some gladioli & tulips. Just because yours was there before some others doesn't mean you have first dibs on the drains. Selfish ****.
Hang on, you're on about a different part of my points here. I never said people insisting on parking within sight of their home were the problem with flooding. I specifically said that point was OT.
It really doesn't. I go back to my original post on the thread. You really are a tit. A hypocritical & selfish tit.
To think I posted this only a couple weeks a go: "Bummers can start a fight in an empty room for little to no reason and will take it to the nth degree time and time again until he’s battered the person he’s speaking to with so much boring ****e they give up. If I had to imagine the internal monologue of them bummers would be “I’m sure I’m right somewhere, hopefully ‘technically’, the best form of right!”
Your house wasn't built to cope with modern day levels of rain, you should have it demolished and replaced with something that meets current guidelines. My house was built in 1860 as a school, it had a large playground which I've now got as lawn, so I'm well in credit. If you ask nicely I'll let you have some of my green allocation for your house, which is obviously no longer fit for purpose.
What are you basing all that on? When I moved in I dug up loads of tarmacked area and had it turned into an extended garden.
Apologies, I should have realised that you might think I was actually suggesting you knocked your house down, or asked me for some of my green allocation to prevent doing so. You're ****ing mental.
I didnt think you were serious about that part, FFS. I was referring to the bit about my house being unfit for purpose.