Hull tops list.

Well done, lads.

Presumably there is nothing else to do in Walsall.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5...m-the-fastest-so-how-does-your-hometown-fare/

 

Some ugly lasses in Walsall.

 

10 minutes 37 second average for Hull? Who's lasting 20 minutes to balance me out then?

 

It take them 20 minutes just to get it up, so I've heard.

 

Now I’m not saying it’s the case here... however one time a similar poll was run by a high-end make-up company which screamed from the rafters that women in KuH had the worst cleansing routine in the UK, with X% not removing theirs before bed at night. Cue many a tabloid story of the like we see here and some of you may even remember it.

I actually ended up speaking with said company about their poll and the mechanics behind it and after a good while the person at the other end of the line said “I tell you what, I’ll let you in on a little secret. Our poll didn’t find that Hull women had the worst routine at all, you were somewhere in the middle of the pack and it was London women that had the worst. But it’s not funny if we say that, so we switched it to Hull.”

True story.

 

Those times are completely unrealistic and exaggerated right? Like people added 10-20 minutes to their times so they wouldn't be embarassed right?

Asking for a friend.

 

The wife of a certain poster on here told me as the years had gone by her husband had got better at sex. When she first knew him it took about 5 minutes. Now he was done and dusted in just over 2.

 

Oi, you bastard, hanging out my dirty washing in public

 

Did it mention that in this area we do it 3 times a night??

 

Some lasses do. Their blokes don't.

 

As Karl Pilkington said: “Get it right the first time”.

 

If people are adding minutes to their times so they aren't disappointed there must be some disappointed lasses in Hull.

 

4 times a day for me and our lass, mind you it hurts when I ****!

 

What I don’t get about this is, who is timing themselves? When you’ve just crashed your yoghurt truck whose first thought is ‘what time is it now?’

 

Got to finish during corries advert break it seems

 

They're playing my song.

 

And its a new personal best ...

 

Went to school in hull, lived in Sheffield 18 years.....a damning but fair verdict.

 

10 minutes 37 seconds?
Most of the old fat twats on here couldn't manage 37 seconds before collapsing, unless wind-assisted.

 

Half a minute longer than you then.