Ooo you ****ing star. Id rather listen to biased commentators than 2 ****s who don't even talk about the bloody game. Thanks!
What is this witchcraft? They're actually commentating on what the players are doing on the pitch. This'll never catch on.
So. On a windswept night that saw rain mixing with the dirt in the air to form dirty puddles on the platform, you jumped on-board the express from Kings Cross, and eased into your seat. Happy to be heading away from the maddening hullabaloo in the city, soon to be back in the ancient more gentile city of Lincoln with its majestic football ground, you noticed a young lady.... Gowaaan give us some more details!
You forgot to mention he sounds like a soul singer. Curtis Davies. I'm debating complaining this bloke is a racist.