I, Partridge is available on Amazon https://www.amazon.co.uk/Partridge-Need-Talk-About-Alan/dp/0007449186
Jees..... I wish it was Saturday night... On 37 points, Swansea on 32... coincidentally and following on from the Aaron Lennon discussion, 'The Truth about Stress ' is on BBC 1.... seemingly we need a stall selling Almonds, Walnuts, Pumpkin seeds and Green Tea amongst all the other things they are doing on Saturday and someone teaching deep breathing exercises...
Paul Merson and Michael Owen have predicted a Swansea win this weekend!!!........ Up your ass lads! The force is with the Swans this weekend, Sunderland will kick your ass!..........
We won't need anyone to bail us out tomorrow and Palace will be stumped in coming up with an answer for our counterattack. Citygirl and Howden Tigress will just love it, in fact, we will bowl the maidens over ... ... I'm off.