Malta in August would be lovely and warm so that'll do. I don't fancy Finland or somewhere like that.
Malta in August is a nightmare, all those single mothers with a bus load of kids in black and white shirts on holiday
Not another article to entice the arrogant, ****, ****, nobhead scumbag Skunks on our board to tell us how good they are this season...Apart from this, I have nowt against the black and white bastards...
Book two rooms............not adjoining mind, don't want to hear you squeal when miss Doncaster 1984 is mushing herself all over ya face.
Look at Marty trying to get round the fourth official, and when he does Partridge is away faster than a rat up a drainpipe. Plus I'm here under false pretences. ( I really should go to Specsavers.) I thought this was "hang" a Mag!