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How would you commit suicide ?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by alwaysright, Sep 12, 2011.

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  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    Massive cocaine induced heart attack...
     
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    Null, Sep 12, 2011
  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Lube up my arse hole and push myself on to a traffic cone.
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 12, 2011
  3. Null

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    I'd be ****in to that whilst snorting gram after gram of chuck!
     
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    Null, Sep 12, 2011
  4. Dave the Rave

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    I would fire an rpg up my japs eye whilst munching the carpet of a goat <ok>
     
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    Dave the Rave, Sep 12, 2011
  5. Nazara

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    and a massive orgy <ok>
     
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  6. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    And I'll be ****ing whilst inserting the cone. Dying in pleasure!
     
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    SaintsForTheWin, Sep 12, 2011
  7. jonathan acworth

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    eddie mitchell doing that every home game he he
     
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    jonathan acworth, Sep 12, 2011
  8. Welcome to the North

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    I'd cover myself in Bacon and run through the streets of East London, spray painting pictures of Muhammed and the walls of Kebab shops.
     
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  9. Glesgabhoy67

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    Modern Art?
     
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    Glesgabhoy67, Sep 12, 2011
  10. Jason Hudson

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    Box jellyfish.
     
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  11. Kyle?

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    I'd jump nude out of a burning aircraft.
     
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  12. Welcome to the North

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    If I wanted to do Modern 'Art' I'd smear a **** on the walls of London Underground and call it 'Unique' and 'Far out' so a load of Middle class Bell Ends with Poncey names could queue up and take a look at my smeared ****.
     
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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Buncha ****in wetwipes.

    Tiger boxing. That is THE only way to go out in glory. Especially if you make it to round 2. Legendary.
     
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    Gambol, Sep 12, 2011
  14. Welcome to the North

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    Pffffft. Tiger boxing whilst dressed as an Erect Penis is a real mans game. You never win, just die, but you're a Man and Men have to face that fact.
     
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  15. Kyle?

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    I'd be lucky to last 1 minute.
     
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