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Discussion in 'Charlton' started by The Elfsborg Sparrow, Aug 30, 2020.

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  1. Ken Shabby

    Ken Shabby Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad you are improving Elfs. I've seen reference to your ass on all three forums now, and I was a bit worried TS might have second thoughts about buying a club where 'Elfs' Bottom' was a trending topic.
     
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    Ken Shabby, Sep 7, 2020
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  2. Miketyson2007Junior

    Miketyson2007Junior Well-Known Member

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    Good to hear, I reckon it's the lack of beer that caused it...
     
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  3. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    I must get back down to Tescos, I do miss the 3 for £5 deals<cheers>
     
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    Got 3 Cobras for a fiver last night <cheers>
     
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  5. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Dishwater.
     
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  6. Smudger603

    Smudger603 Well-Known Member

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    It’s quite nice actually :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  7. Smudger603

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    You call that dishwater and yet you drink that ****e Whitstable bay :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  8. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    It has what I used to have, lots of body<laugh>
     
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  9. The Punter’s Pal

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  11. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    Senna tablets in the evening before bed.

    Lactulose twice a day, prunes as well.

    :emoticon-0165-muscl
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Oct 4, 2020
  12. The Punter’s Pal

    The Punter’s Pal Well-Known Member

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    Try reading ITTV. It always makes me want to go.
     
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    The Punter’s Pal, Oct 4, 2020
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  13. Smudger603

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    I must admit it’s a good read whilst sitting on the loo :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Get a couple of Stella’s down your neck it loosen your tongue and your arse <cheers>
     
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  15. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Please do not derail a thread about your ar5e water with comments about ITTV <ok> ..... thank you
     
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  17. The Elfsborg Sparrow

    The Elfsborg Sparrow Well-Known Member

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    @Appalling Rug was the culprit.
     
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    The Elfsborg Sparrow, Oct 4, 2020
  18. Smudger603

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    But it’s your arse juices that are in question <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  19. The Elfsborg Sparrow

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    Wtf is a*** juice?
     
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    Bottom water <ok>
     
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