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How to stop yourself from laughing?

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  1. tksteyn

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    Imagine you looked like that.. wouldn't wanna laugh then.
     
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    tksteyn, Mar 8, 2011
  2. Tiggyrimana

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    that would be horrendous
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 8, 2011
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    Get a cheese grater and use it to clear the smeg off your cock! That ought to bring tears to you instead of laughter...... Unless you are into all that fetish stuff <eek>
     
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    QWOP, Mar 8, 2011
  4. Rafa's Championship Party

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    He probably works at McDonald's with Jordan.
     
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    Rafa's Championship Party, Mar 8, 2011
  5. Beardsleymagic08

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    Tash

    I've haven't replied to one of your posts before
    But I have seen your name everywhere on this forum and your reputation goes before you.

    You are the butt of everyones jokes and with an article like this one I can finally see why
     
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    Beardsleymagic08, Mar 8, 2011
  6. barnaby

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    Spot on.
     
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    barnaby, Mar 8, 2011

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    Just re-read some of your own threads.

    Don't read too many though. Crying in-front of colleagues is probably worse than laughing.
     
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    Chappaz, Mar 8, 2011
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    Think of Saturday's game.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Mar 8, 2011
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    Face in a bowl of water and breath deeply in
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Mar 8, 2011
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    One of my mates and me put it in our nostrils . . . Bad move .... Very bad move
     
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  11. Tiggyrimana

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    would be a laugh a suppose
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 8, 2011
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    For others yes for me pouring about 2 litres of water through my nose over the night was not so fun
     
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    KingoStarr, Mar 8, 2011
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    Once was dared to eat a cigarette in return for a beer.

    I did but forgot it was lit.

    Once ran through a nightclub with my head on fire as I'd back combed my hair, covered it in hairspray (fancy dress night) and my cigarette exploded and set my hair alight.

    My mates giggled at the bar as I ran to and fro in a panic.
     
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    overseasTOON, Mar 8, 2011
  14. Tiggyrimana

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    <laugh> that'll teach you!
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 8, 2011
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    It did although we made my mate (different mate to the tobasco nose trick) a drink of lemonade mixed with enough curry powder for a 8 person curry and it was possibly the funniest thing i've ever seen
     
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  16. Tiggyrimana

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    haha sounds like a good laugh
    I remember a few years back when I was back in school a few of us were round one of the lads house and my mate was choking on nutella, desperado for a drink he grabbed the nearest bottle and took a big gulp. To his amazement it was a bottle of washing Bleech!
    the expression on his face was the funniest thing i have ever seen
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 8, 2011
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    Think not about the pain you feel for yourself, but the laughter you give to others.
     
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    I did try but it wasn't a nice experience but It was hilarious

    LMFAO me and my mates do it all the time we made one of our mates drink a cup of cooking oil should have seen how pale he went when we started talking about cholestrol
     
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    KingoStarr, Mar 8, 2011
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    <laugh> eurgh couldn't imagine that to taste any decent at all
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 8, 2011
  20. Tiggyrimana

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    any other nightclub related mayhem?
     
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    Tiggyrimana, Mar 8, 2011
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