How to Get the UK Off Its Knees and Back on Its Feet in 5 Easy Steps:

bad period pains this week, eh Stereo Rapist?

 

Nah, just don't like newspapers and the thick-as horse-****-can't-find-a-proper-job ****ers who work for them.

What do you do for a living Lightfoot?

 

I feel your pain

 

I couldn't agree more. Why should the hard working taxpayer foot the bill to keep the scroungers and layabouts who have never worked a day in their lives

 

Spot on

 

5) bring back national service

 

6) compulsory sterilisation for the unemployed?

 

Now there's an idea. Then again there are some very intelligent, hard working people who had scroungers and layabouts for parents

 

Prevent access to internet forums in all workplaces.

Productivity would go through the roof.

 

But then companies could employ half the people and we'd have more unemployed

 

The EU dispute will continue indefinitely. It has some crazy laws, which take precedent over our own national or 'regional' statutes, whilst it also allows free immigration between member states; something that is clearly a sensitive issue in most of the nations. It also costs huge amounts to remain a member, every day. Conversely, it's raised the minimum wage, decreased flight and telephone costs, provided consumer protection, provided paid leave and helped Britain become more environmentally friendly than it was.

It's a toughie.

 

Kill everyone.

 

How about stopping useless failed Welsh Labour politicians like Kinnock from sticking his nose in the European trough.