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  1. pud

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    Pan fried fish is excellent, if you cook it right ...

    every cook on tv pan fries Fish ffs
     
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  2. Tina.

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    digitally challenged**
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He was "searing" both sides! That's destruction.

    Am not a fan of pan frying anything (except a steak). Pan frying anything that requires oil (olive, rapeseed, etc) is not for me. Taints it IMHO.
     
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  4. pud

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    Gambol would go on masterchef and actually argue with the professional chefs ...

    “I have 3 Michelin stats “

    “ah don’t gie a **** ya **** , pan fried fish is ****in honking n you don’t have a ****in clue “
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Digitally challenged? I can count and do arithmetic in binary. How's that for digital?

    (For dumbasses like Tina, binary is the language of digital machines)
     
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  6. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sea Bass is a meaty fish and as such should be seared. Butter and garlic is fish heaven.

    Or you could just surround good fish with metal and **** it the oven for 10 minutes.

    Shut up you turd!

    <laugh>
     
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  7. Tina.

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    Oh dear lol
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Cooking is like art, buddy. We like what we like and all the rest is ****.
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...or, you could try steaming the delicious fish (in a tinfoil parcel in it's own delicious juices with herbs & spices of your choice) rather than frying the taste out of it? Jist a thot.
     
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    Oh dear!

    Aye because wrapping one of the most expensive fish you're ever likely to buy in aluminium is the best way to cook your quality sea fare!

    Will there be butter involved in these fishtastic metallic parcels?
     
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    I'm not a big of fish, it's quite an overpowering aroma.

    Fish fingers are ok.
     
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    I didn't bother putting them in the oven. Couldn't be ****ed to be honest. Might be doing fish again tomorrow though. And not fingers @Gambol
     
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    Just PM Gambol next time
     
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    They don't grip too well.

     
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    He blocked me years ago.
     
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    Ftfy
     
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  17. Mick O'Toon

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    Try sous vide<diva>
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes. I said that already. Dumbass.
     
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    Frying fish is a ****ing abomination, how to destroy the taste for ****s sake.

    As for using olive oil and butter ffs!! That's what uncultured alkies do.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A fish finger sarnie is quite nice from time to time.
     
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