The consumption of Tea is very English, you'll have to pack that in for starters. In response to the OP, no my country is not racist at all.
Has to be a cuppa tea first thing in the morning. Anyways, tea is chinky, the fish eyes had it first. All you nigels did was introduce tea spoons into the equation so ye's could stir yer tea in yer crappy wee crockery in an attempt to look interesting.
Tea from India and China, brewed in a metal ****ing pot made in Wales, Served in a china ****ing tea cup with some sugar from America and a drop of milk from Devon. There's **** all more English than that.
It is awkward walking past a coloured when your dog is barking at them. If the skin shade gets above a certain level, the dog doesn't seem to recognise them as human. Really strange.
Pretty sure they can tell light from dark. Dog barks at all sorts, a parked motorbike in the street, the statue of a bull in Hereford for example.