I know/I will sound liked a real fart but it all gets on my nerves and I must admit I have even pondered my contributions here. In a short statement:The World is ****in nuts! This was finally confirmed inarguaby to me when I noticed on the TV menu that there is now a reality programme and competition for SEWING! Stick Cowell, Torode, Roux, Clarkson, Facebook, Twitter, IACGMOOH, Big Brother, the Voice and texting on the end of a missile and fire it at Katie effin Price. My lud, the prosecution rests and if found guilty mete out the harshest punishment possible, send them to Portman Road!
I have a better solution Redruth, send them to Weston Community Centre Stadium, where hopefully Mikey and that load tossers from TOWIE are there cheerleading, then send a ****ing missile!
And that long haired chairman from MK Dons, god I find him annoying to! Maybe there's a thread starter here? Most annoying things you'd want a certain young North Korean dictator to drop his first missile on?
How about a modern Guy Fawkes and aiming at Parliament. What a joke shop that is. They recalled Parliament today so that they could eulogise over Maggie. They were all allowed £2K in expenses! And Parliament reconvenes on Monday anyway! No wonder even her enefmies couldn't wait to stand up and say something. Two grand for a days work ain't bad.
By the way, I'm on the board because I'm recording the Youth teams match as I got in late from golf. I will look away no was I don't want to know the score.