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How often do you ****?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Otto Flayshow, Sep 7, 2012.

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How often do you ****?

  1. Less than once/day

  2. once a day

  3. twice a day

  4. 3 times a day

  5. 4 times a day

  6. More than 4 times a day

  7. No real pattern. Varies quite a lot.

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  1. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Me and my sphincter are on the way to the doctors as we speak, cheers<ok>
     
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    Alf Hooker, Sep 7, 2012
  2. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    No prizes for guessing what you'd be ' browsing '

    thank you for making me conjour up an unwanted image !
     
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    alwaysright, Sep 7, 2012
  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Hopefully he'll have had it for ages so he's now going to die painfully <ok>
     
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    Toby, Sep 7, 2012
  4. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    **** off, ****stain<ok>
     
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    Alf Hooker, Sep 7, 2012
  5. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    So that is what is meant by logging on.
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Sep 7, 2012
  6. Alf Hooker

    Alf Hooker Well-Known Member

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    Logging out would be more appropriate<ok>
     
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    Alf Hooker, Sep 7, 2012
  7. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    Not after the chilli con carni I had last night, big time hoop burn <grr>
     
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    charlienicholasismydad, Sep 7, 2012
  8. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    A proper pony requires a cup of tea, three ***s, and a copy of the Racing Post. The interweb should never impose on the tranquility of the crapper.
     
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    Archers Road, Sep 7, 2012
  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Once or twice a day for me. My favourite kind are the stealth turds, when you don't have to wipe your arse more than once afterwards.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Sep 7, 2012
  10. irishgreen

    irishgreen Well-Known Member

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    Funny, the last bloke I knew who said something (funny) like that died of..Guess what?
     
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    irishgreen, Sep 7, 2012

  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Feel good when they come out too, like a slippery torpedo.
     
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    Zingy, Sep 7, 2012
  12. Treat Williams

    Treat Williams Well-Known Member

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    Maintaining a paperless office - efficient and environmentally friendly.
     
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    Treat Williams, Sep 7, 2012
  13. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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    Probably the crappest thread of all time.
     
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    Bullet tooth Tony, Sep 7, 2012
  14. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Me too only I take a book and a crossword - it's a crossword book.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Sep 8, 2012
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