I'm claiming City of London but don't mind looking after Whitechapel too. It's just across the road and feels like a nice gesture.
Ambassador for Leeds. I don't live there but Ken Bates said it would be ok,as no one would mind. As Elland rerd is now my embassy,i can paint it any colour i like.
Like the way you two are having specific boundary negotiations to confirm the extent of your consular territory.
Can't be too careful, Craig - he's probably my neighbour's brother..... (It's a lot like that down here)