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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Finally
    Just before bed
    Dropped a right stinker
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 10, 2017
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  2. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    It's not been many today
     
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    San Diego, Aug 10, 2017
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  3. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    You can count them on one hand with me today
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 10, 2017
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    7 so far
     
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    San Diego, Aug 11, 2017
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    cleared the office this morning
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 11, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Somewhere between ten and one hundred. I stopped counting after 11.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 11, 2017
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Never would l do such a thing!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 12, 2017
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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Some farts have occurred today
     
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    San Diego, Aug 12, 2017
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  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Quiet today, just a couple.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 12, 2017
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    2,675,300 ..... and still going !
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 14, 2017
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    You counting up or down
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 14, 2017
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  12. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Yes, I have farted today
     
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    San Diego, Aug 14, 2017
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    In fact, I just let one rip
     
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    San Diego, Aug 14, 2017
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  14. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Free beer in the 24/7 Thread give Squatty lots of wind = 500
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 15, 2017
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  15. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Farts are occurring daily
     
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    San Diego, Aug 15, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Tell us something new please!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 15, 2017
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  17. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Farts sometimes smell bad
     
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    San Diego, Aug 15, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    That's why I carry three canisters of fresh air spray at all times!!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 17, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Only twice today - the first one lasted two minutes, and the second one at least five minutes.

    I am currently lying down in a dark room recovering....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 17, 2017
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  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I only farted once today.
    It was a 'follow thru' which achieved much staining.
    Ruined my whole day it did, not to mention my undies!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 17, 2017
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