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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2017.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nothing l tell you!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 5, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I heard some of Didley's flatulence from over here - mind you it could have been thunder!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 5, 2017
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Still holding out!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 6, 2017
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  4. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    I have farted today, current count unknown
     
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    San Diego, Aug 6, 2017
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  5. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Day off from farting.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 7, 2017
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  6. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I'm about to blow!!!!!
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 8, 2017
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  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    One huge one, then utter silence.

    Shook them all in Tesco, I can tell you.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 8, 2017
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  8. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    Some
     
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    San Diego, Aug 8, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    One long noisy one, then it all went dark....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 9, 2017
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    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    One, and that was when I was going poo
     
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    San Diego, Aug 9, 2017
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Been up for half an hour
    Nothing to report yet
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 9, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Where's Didley, is he all "farted out" ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 9, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    still nothing to report
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 9, 2017
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Early days, kiwi
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 9, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    been up nearly seven hours
    still nothing
     
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    kiwiqpr, Aug 9, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Still waiting
     
    #156
    kiwiqpr, Aug 10, 2017
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Something must be wrong
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Is it humanly possible to go so long without having a fart
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Last weekend I couldn't stop
    Almost cleared the bar I was in Saturday afternoon
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Almost
    Nothing gets between a man and his beer here
     
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