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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Maybe not, you've still farted though
     
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  2. San Diego

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    I know I have
     
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  3. San Diego

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    The first one happened in the car on the drive to work
     
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  4. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Not a chance.
    Throw a zero into it, don't be shy!
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    That would make it Hawaii Five-O..........Book em Danno !!
     
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  6. Didley Squat

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    Tried all day to sneak one out ........... but to no avail!
    I am, without wind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  7. Wooperts_duck

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    Find that hard to believe Didley S :huh: :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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  8. Wooperts_duck

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    Just a couple of small ones so far. Give it time.
     
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  9. Didley Squat

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    I made up for it during the night.
    Blew the friggin bedside table halfway down the hallway, l did.
    The bedsheets flew in the air all night they did and didn't settle till l was blowing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz's.
    There was a funny stench in the room when l woke but couldn't see where the smell was coming from ............ who knows?
     
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    Pleased I read this after eating my evening meal, and not before <yikes>
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

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    O.K., 14 times up to now, and counting.....
     
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  12. San Diego

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    Some farts have occurred
     
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  13. kiwiqpr

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    arhhh

    how sweet

    didley has got himself a new kitten

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    didley lets one rip as he enters the room
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  15. Didley Squat

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    None again ............. I have shown fart control !

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  16. Didley Squat

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    If your ass her is smoking,
    Get some ass fragrance ................. she'll love ya for it!

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  17. Didley Squat

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    Welcome home !

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    Only twice today.
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    After Didley's third fart of the day.....
     
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  20. San Diego

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    2, just 2
     
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