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How Many Times Did YOU Fart Today???

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by Didley Squat, Apr 26, 2017.

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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Yes, farts have been and gone today.
     
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    San Diego, Aug 31, 2017
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Amazingly a fart free day today !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 31, 2017
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  3. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You and me both!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 1, 2017
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  4. San Diego

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    Pah, who are you two trying to kid?
     
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    San Diego, Sep 1, 2017
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  5. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    The weather thread proves beyond doubt that you are lying Mr Squat.
     
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    San Diego, Sep 1, 2017
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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    Alright, I'll admit to three today!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 1, 2017
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  7. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Not so Sans ................. I've spent the day
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 1, 2017
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  8. San Diego

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    5 so far, and it started in bed this morning
     
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    San Diego, Sep 2, 2017
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    At least seventeen........wait a minute........eighteen now.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 4, 2017
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  10. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Disgraceful!

    I bypassed farting and went straight to dumping.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 5, 2017
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    dropped one half an hour ago
    can still smell the ****er
     
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    kiwiqpr, Sep 5, 2017
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  12. Didley Squat

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    You put me to shame, Kiwi!
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 5, 2017
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  13. San Diego

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    Some, quantity unknown
     
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    San Diego, Sep 6, 2017
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    Three, but it's still early !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 6, 2017
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  15. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I have to confess,
    I'm not farting anymore.
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 7, 2017
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    I have to confess,
    I lie 24/7
     
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    Didley Squat, Sep 7, 2017
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  17. San Diego

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    I think it's been five so far
     
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    San Diego, Sep 7, 2017
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    Quiet day - only a couple so far.
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 7, 2017
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  19. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    Yes, today I have farted.
    I've not been counting though
     
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    San Diego, Sep 8, 2017
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    I'm not admitting anything :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 8, 2017
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