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Tips / Bets How many stabbed at the Notting Hill Carnival 2024

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DUNCAN DONUTS, Aug 26, 2016.

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Shank count 2016

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  1. FosseFilberto

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    ...or take the stats for 3 or 4 major UK cities over the same period ...
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

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    We will analyse the stats tomorrow when the results are finalised.
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Weird that Glastonbury doesn't have tons of stabbings .

    Maybe because it's about 99% whites
     
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    and most of the guys who go are soy boys who have been infected by the woke mind virus
     
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    Carnival 2024 Statistical Analyses

    First some constants, please advise if incorrect.

    Carnival attendees: 1 million
    UK population: 67 million
    Carnival days: 3
    Year days: 365
    Carnival Stabbings: 8
    Carnival Arrests: 334
    Annual knife offences in UK (y.e. March 2023): 50,050
    Annual admissions to hospital after knife assaults (y.e. March 2023): 3,775
    Annual number of arrests in the UK (y.e. March 2023): 668,979

    Stabbings

    Projected annual number of stabbings if Carnival attendees made up the entire UK population:
    8 * (67,000,000/1,000,000) * (365/3) = 65,213
    Actual number of stabbings per year in the UK. Bit tricky to find exact number but the hospital admissions number 3775 must be close, let's round it up to 4000 to accoint for a few that never made it to hospital or refused to go.
    Chance of a stabbing by a Carnival attendee versus the entire population:
    65,213 / 4000 = approx 16/1
    A Carnival attendee is 16 times more likely to stab someone compared with the average across the UK population.

    Arrests

    Projected annual number of arrests if Carnival attendees made up the entire UK population:
    334 * (67,000,000/1,000,000) * (365/3) = 2,722,656
    Chance of a the arrest of a Carnival attendee versus the entire population:
    2,722,656 / 668,979 = approx 4/1
    A Carnival attendee is 4 times more likely to be arrested compared with the average across the UK population.
     
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    It's a real shame that what should be a colourful celebration for hundreds of thousands of people can be marred by a number of scrotes, no matter that the number might be relatively small ...

    It seems unfair to talk about cancelling the event, given that such action would impact the enjoyment of so many law abiding people - one of my daughters went to it with her housemates when she lived in Fulham a few years ago and she had an amazing time with no negatives - but ... if it is to continue then, unfortunately, it looks like even more stringent security measures need to be brought in to combat the potential risks to members of the public ...

    Stop & search powers should be further enhanced - would it cost that much to have walk through metal detectors at various entry points?

    Also think that legalising cannabis would also be a sensible measure ... particularly if possession / use is in those latest arrest numbers ... and attempting to arrest sparked more serious disorder ...
     
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  12. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    7+ again congratulations to all those that guessed correctly.

    I'm guessing at least 6 stabbed will turn out to be people of colour & all 8 stabbers black.

    If names are released that's normally a give away
     
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  13. stopmeandslapme

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    Saw footage of an arabic looking male being arrested for apparently trying to stab people. We have to separate black gang culture from muslim jihad. We are all of us at risk from the latter.
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    It would be interesting to see a breakdown of targets from muslim Jihadist attacks.

    They tend to go for white Christians & disproportionately attack weaker targets like women girls & old people.

    Black stabbers are predominantly young males attacking white males .
     
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    Phew, we're safe. Starmer's said in his speech he's going to keep chucking money at public servants to tackle the (mythical) far right. All we need is Caribbean calypso music and we get a free pass for public disorder.

    That'll sort it and no mistake. <ok>.
     
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    What about the **** stabbers? What's the demographic breakdown for ****tahs?
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I have been to carnival at least 6 times my dad used to drive me up from Colchester & drop me & a mate off then meet up again a few hours later when I was about 14 or 15 .

    I moved to Notting Hill in 2000 & it was still safe & fun .
    As London became more & more diverse carnival became less & less safe & more over crowded.

    A teenage boy was stabbed in Queensway tube station in about 2004 & that was a big deal .
    Now it's a given unfortunately & with people like Sadiq in charge nothing will be done .
    Stabbing is just part & parcel when diversity is his greatest strength
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    There's plenty in Aberdoom.
     
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    Young black male stabbers predominantly stab young black males.
     
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  20. Easter Road 1980

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    Have you got something against rampant, raving ****terism?

    You haven't lived until you've had a spam javelin strolling up and down the old Bourneville Boulevard. So some miscreant gaylord was telling me anyway.
     
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