275 arrests, 8 stabby adventures, christ knows how many rapes and the usual looting and pillaging. What a delight. Diversity at it's finest.
But, but, but, I saw the movie! Lovely place. Fully integrated. They had a Welsh bloke in his underpants. What more do you want?
Likewise with you and the ex Mrs Fingers. Don't cry about it though baby Let's console ourselves that worse things happen at sea.