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How many pens do United expect v Liverpool?

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  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    The tourist fans are biting today
     
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    CFC: Champs £launderx17, Feb 8, 2012
  2. Psycho2k

    Psycho2k Active Member

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    Psycho2k, Feb 8, 2012
  3. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    I'd settle for 4 penalties and 2 red cards. Think that'll do the trick.
     
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    Manobear, Feb 8, 2012
  4. Swarbs

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    And a dodgy one as well - gotta give Liverpool something to complain about! <laugh>
     
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    Swarbs, Feb 8, 2012
  5. BiasedOpinion

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    Howard Webb
    Howard Webb
    Howard, Howard Webb
    We take a dive, he gives a pen
    Howard, Howard Webb (to Andy Cole song)


    Webb, Webb will give us a pen, again (to Giggs song)


    Viva Howard Webb,
    Viva Howard Webb,
    We're in trouble again,
    So he gives a pen,
    Viva Howard Webb.


    Howard Webb Howard Webb
    Running down the wing
    Howard Webb Howard Webb
    Gives us everything
    Feared by the blues
    Loved by the Reds
    Howard Webb Howard Webb Howard Webb
     
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  6. BiasedOpinion

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    In all seriousness though in the past 5 seasons Chelsea have been awarded 32 penalties compared to United's 31 and yet United have won 4 of those league seasons.

    Spooky eh?
     
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  7. Swarbs

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    Not really. It's simple algebra.

    United > Chelsea

    QED <ok>
     
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    Swarbs, Feb 8, 2012
  8. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Still biting. Stadium tour cancelled today?
     
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  9. Drogs

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    United get them when they're drawing 0-0 or losing 3-0

    We get them when we're winning by 7 :)
     
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    Drogs, Feb 8, 2012
  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Do they do tour's around the Stadium of Chav?
     
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  11. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Definitely. Refer to Swarbs' avatar
     
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  12. Swarbs

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    Course they do. Honest JT's Stadium Tours Inc. Just £50,000 a head and you get a free SMS picture of Cashley's cock <ok>
     
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  13. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Wrong club, the I am talking about that dump hole in London, Its called Stamford Bridge, I guess you did not know, being a plastic and all.
     
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  14. BiasedOpinion

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    Ah yes that settles it. The proof is there for all to see.

    More League titles>More penalties given
     
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  15. Blueman

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    Simple maths. Swarbs = K**b
     
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    Blueman, Feb 8, 2012
  16. Blueman

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    Define plastic Professor.
     
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  17. SAMOC

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    2 more should do it
     
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  18. Ferrari

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    we should of had 2 more against Chelsea but usual they had the ref on there side.
     
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  19. Drogs

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    Well this thread appears to be getting worse and worse. Enough.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I shall leave you sir to do the honours then. <ok>


    Oh you have <laugh><laugh>
     
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