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Discussion in 'Cardiff City' started by Optimistic Bluebird, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. clingo

    clingo Well-Known Member

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    Roy! You got Mugsy and Griff the wrong way around fella! Mugsy on a bass?<yikes> He'd brake it in half bashing it on his hi-hats.

    Yeah it's me, and yes I did say well done to the Swans a little while back.

    Have I got an imposter? I'm deeply moved (the enemas are working sparks!).

    What bus load of old ladies??

    Anyway, I'm just trying to get over a period of my life that wasn't exactly the best, so I'm just on here for a bit of footie chat and a laugh or two - I don't want to be the topic of conversation.

    Thanks for all the welcomes though - it's good to know I've got some friends out there.

    Only here for about half an hour a day for the moment, so please excuse any tardy replies.
     
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  2. robbiethemole

    robbiethemole Well-Known Member

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    And where the bloody hell have you been hiding, silly old bugger????????? you had us all going mental trying to find out if you were ok or not, AND you dont answer your emails or messages.

    only joking Mr Chairman,Sir...glad youre back amongst us.
     
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  3. DaiJones

    DaiJones Well-Known Member

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    It's good to see you back on board. I was always glad to see a in-depth posting from "Noodles"

    Let's see a bit more of you when appropriate.



    :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  4. Blue Prophet

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    Clingo, so you spotted the deliberate mistake ;)

    Sorry M8 but we've had impostors pretending to be all sorts of people!!

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I CAN ANNOUNCE THIS IS THE GENUINE ARTICLE

    Welcome back M8


    Still enough about you ;)
     
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  5. clingo

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    Hiya Robbie. Sorry mate, I've had to change my email again, and circumstances got in the way of me being too active on the internet. Now I've had to set everything up again. It was hard enough learning all this technical stuff the first time around, what with facetube and uspace and mybook<yikes>.

    Proph. Thanks mate. I guess you've heard what happened then. But enough of of me - do you really think that HT will streak?????? Or do you think it's a rumour put about by VT to increase season ticket sales?
     
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  6. clingo

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    Thanks Rhondda.
     
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  7. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I reckon the enemas were a bit violent, got too much for him and his lluds fell off - well, that's my theory anyway.

    As regards my question as to where the coachload of old dears were going, if you can't remember, I could post up that joke again.:emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  8. clingo

    clingo Well-Known Member

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    Watcha sparkey. "IF" I can't remember!!?? Mate, my absence hasn't improved my cognitive skills or memory.:emoticon-0114-dull:

    Hope all is well with you and yours.
     
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  9. Blue Prophet

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    Does that make you a lludite ;)
     
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  10. clingo

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    More like araldite - another sticky ending!
     
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  11. Oldsparkey

    Oldsparkey Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    OK Clingo, so here's that little story again.

    A coachload of old dears were out on a day trip to the West Country and were just passing through WurzelLand on route. They decided to stop for a drink (and maybe a pee), so the driver pulled off the road into the forecourt of a roadside pub.

    As they all trooped off the coach, they were carefully watched through the pub window by a local yokel propping up the bar who was obviously a Bristol City supporter - chewing a straw and wearing a smock.

    The coach driver opened the pub door and in they came. As they poured through, the local put down his cider, staggered to his knees and shouted to the driver "Oi mate, what the hell are you doing with that bloody lot?"

    The coach driver looked at him indignantly and said "well my man, if you must know, I'm taking them to Burnham".

    The local thought for a minute and then shouted back "Oi mate, what a waste - do I a favour mate, and let I **** 'em first.
     
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  12. DaiJones

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    Sparkey

    1st time I've heard that, brilliant.
     
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