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How long before Russia attacks us?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ron, Jan 23, 2018.

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  1. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Theres a 15% chance we are in the Matrix so theres hope yet...
     
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    Mind The Duck, Apr 11, 2018
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Pesky humans. They ruin this planet.
     
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  3. gas

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    Scotland, keep the nukes polished up guise and don't fire until the Yank SCUM tell us too. unless it a tactical strike on the piggery <somersault>
     
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    gas, Apr 11, 2018
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  4. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    Tick tock
     
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    Ron, Apr 11, 2018
  5. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    Oh ****

    "Russian state-owned television is urging the country’s residents to stock their bunkers with water and basic foodstuffs because Moscow could go to war with Washington.

    Warning that the potential conflict between the two superpowers would be “catastrophic,” an anchor for Russia’s Vesti 24 showed off shelves of food, recommending that people buy salt, oatmeal and other products that can last a long time on the shelves. Powdered milk lasts five years while sugar and rice can last up to eight years, the newscaster explained before showing videos of pasta cooking in a bomb shelter."

    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/worl...uclear-war-with-us/ar-AAvMByY?ocid=spartanntp
     
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    Ron, Apr 12, 2018
  6. BillyBobBallbag

    BillyBobBallbag Well-Known Member

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    We're doomed, doomed I tell ya
     
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    BillyBobBallbag, Apr 12, 2018
  7. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member
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    You don't ****ing say - never thought of that <doh>
     
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    Ron, Apr 12, 2018
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    2-2
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 12, 2018
  9. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Is Grove's outdoor child sex lair 'lead-lined'?
     
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    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur, Apr 13, 2018
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  10. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Apparently, ants are forming massive super-colonies in readiness for taking over the world as the dominant species.

    The ants know.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 13, 2018

  11. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I like ants
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 13, 2018
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    **** knows. He doesn’t upload any info on any of his projects.

    Any more pics of casa Lochrie, m8?
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 13, 2018
  13. gas

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    I'm with you on that one m7 especially the red ones, the black ones are a bit lazy tbh and like to roam around in gangs killing each other.
     
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    gas, Apr 13, 2018
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Termites would knock **** out of ants.
     
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    Gambol, Apr 13, 2018
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    No in the Uk they wouldn't the poof bastards only survive in warmer climates @Adamant to confirm.
     
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  16. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Not these ones. These ones can fly, change their scent to blend in and there's billions of the ****ers. They also fire acid at you.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Apr 13, 2018
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    **** off ya ****

    Ants rule
     
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    Toley Fart, Apr 13, 2018
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Obviously nobody has seen that documentary "Antz". The termites wiped the floor with them. Literally.
     
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    ****ing trumpet is going to get us all killed .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Apr 14, 2018
  20. Ron

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    If Russia strike Cherbourg the plan (from inside sources) is to evacuate Manche. My son has packed his tent and fuelled up ready to go. My daughter is also preparing to go.

    Could get nasty
     
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    Ron, Apr 14, 2018
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