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How long before Russia attacks us?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ron, Jan 23, 2018.

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  1. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Lanzagrotty is infested with ****tahs, lezzers and trannies.

    I'm sure you blended in well.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You're in a really foul mood today. That's very unusual for you. Everything alright, buddy?
     
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  3. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Did you get duty free tabs?
     
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  4. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Think he actually lost one up a horse
     
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  5. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Nah mate. For some reason they don't do my brand anymore. ****s.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Woodbines?
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Kensitas Club

    Seems the only place left in the world to buy them is Jockland.
     
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  9. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    I just play at being a ****.

    I'm actually quite amenable and affable.
     
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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  12. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  13. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    No you're not <laugh>
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    How are the commies doing?
     
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  15. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Fed up with not knowing the score at the football stadium?

    Simply strike a match, each time a goal is scored and when the game finishes, just count the burnt matches, to reveal the final score.
     
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  16. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    That has to be from Viz <laugh>
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    You know it.
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    That would only reveal how many goals were scored, but not necessarily the final score.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    A very valid point,if sitting in the centre of the stand behind dug outs you could put burnt matches beside your left foot when a goal was scored to the left of you and same on right side.
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Which would work if the teams didn't change ends at half time.
     
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