It was Lanzarote FFS.
Lanzagrotty is infested with ****tahs, lezzers and trannies.
I'm sure you blended in well.
It was Lanzarote FFS.
Lanzagrotty is infested with ****tahs, lezzers and trannies.
I'm sure you blended in well.
At least Vlad has a full set of digits.
Did you get duty free tabs?
Woodbines?Nah mate. For some reason they don't do my brand anymore. ****s.
Woodbines?

You're in a really foul mood today. That's very unusual for you. Everything alright, buddy?
I just play at being a ****.
I'm actually quite amenable and affable.

Fed up with not knowing the score at the football stadium?
Simply strike a match, each time a goal is scored and when the game finishes, just count the burnt matches, to reveal the final score.

That has to be from Viz![]()
That would only reveal how many goals were scored, but not necessarily the final score.Fed up with not knowing the score at the football stadium?
Simply strike a match, each time a goal is scored and when the game finishes, just count the burnt matches, to reveal the final score.
A very valid point,if sitting in the centre of the stand behind dug outs you could put burnt matches beside your left foot when a goal was scored to the left of you and same on right side.That would only reveal how many goals were scored, but not necessarily the final score.
Which would work if the teams didn't change ends at half time.A very valid point,if sitting in the centre of the stand behind dug outs you could put burnt matches beside your left foot when a goal was scored to the left of you and same on right side.